Greetings!

[alt_gredforge]

Well, well, well.

Happy Birthday Ronald.

Please, enjoy the bunny ears, they come free of charge...

Comments

[alt_neville]

Well, that was a surprise this morning. Nice work, really. Cool, the way that they turn around on his head.

(Not that I'm saying I'd want a pair myself or anything.)

So, um, how long is he going to have them???

[alt_gredforge]

But that would be telling.

[alt_ron]

Go ahead. Laugh.

But think twice before you go to sleep tonight, mate.

[alt_neville]

Oh, come on. Didn't I bring you up breakfast? AND lunch?

I don't know why you wouldn't go down to dinner, though, really. Everyone knew by then anyway, and I'm sure that everyone would find those ears to be really smashing.

[alt_ron]

Yeah. They're smashing all right. And if you don't stop taking the piss, you'll find out just how much! Food or no food.

[alt_neville]

Let me make it up to you. I can bring up a chess board from the Common Room if you like, so you have a chance to beat me to flinders again. That should cheer you up--unless you still need to finish that Transfiguration essay?

[alt_ron]

Yeah, that'd be okay. I finished the essay this afternoon. Nothing else to do up here. Probably the only time I'll ever get my homework done early. (It better be!)

[alt_seamus]

Happy birthday mate. Does your family always give you this sort of present? I like how they gave you red fur. You know to match your hair.

[alt_ron]

Ha bloody ha.

[alt_sally_anne]

Oh Ron. You simply MUST come out of hiding so that Pansy and I can see too!

I always wanted brothers or sisters but you're doing well to show me the disadvantages of a house full of them. At least if they have Fred and George's sense of humour.

[alt_gredforge]

Oi!

[alt_sally_anne]

I always wanted the sort of brother or sister who would give me NICE presents for my birthday.

[alt_ron]

I'm not leaving this room. Maybe ever.

And yeah, you might want to rethink wanting any of those.

[alt_sally_anne]

Many happy returns, by the way.

When's THEIR birthday? You'll have to think up something excellent to give them, after this.

[alt_neville]

If I had Evelyn's camera, I could take a picture. But Ron might take my head off, and I'd probably never sleep safe in my own bed ever again.

[alt_ron]

Too right, mate.

[alt_sally_anne]

Yeah, I wouldn't risk cheesing off someone who sleeps in the next bed. Girls aren't the only ones who can act mental.

[alt_ron]

Ha, ha.

Now change them BACK!!!

[alt_percy]

Usually I disapprove of all of your pranks, just on general principle.

But I have to admit . . . this one was quite inspired.

[alt_gredforge]

Why, thank you Percy, we knew you could be reasonable, even if you were a prefect.

[alt_percy]

I won't go so far as to say Mum and Dad would be proud, but I'm sure that won't stop you.

[alt_ron]

Oi!

Who asked you?

[alt_harry]

You havent been on the journals much lately.

[alt_ron]

Yeah, well. It's not like anything good ever com

[alt_harry]

He looked such a prat. You ought to be Slytherins.

[alt_ron]

Nice.

If they were Slytherins (and, trust me, you can have them if you want them), maybe it'd be you with a rat's tail or a pig's nose or big beaver's teeth. Look out what you wish for.

[alt_harry]

I wouldnt mind, itd be funny.

[alt_ron]

Cor, ten thousand needles?! Don't stick yourselves!

I got detention from Acton yesterday, and all I had to do was scrub all the stuff off the bottom of the desks.

Your timing was brilliant, too: Mum's never going to notice I even got detention. Now that's a birthday present!

Thanks!