Happy birthday, Perce!

[alt_gredforge]

We have a proper present for you and all, and we'll give it to you when you can squeeze us into your ever so busy social schedule.

But we also wanted to say, if you want to pop round the Burrow, we have a box of chocolates we've prepared specially for your birthday. If you stop by before your dinner tonight, you can share them with those very important guests during the pudding course. It'll be a dinner to remember, no doubt!

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[alt_percy]

Right.

I appreciate the sentiment, truly I do, but pull the other one, gents.

[alt_gredforge]

Really? You give us permission?

Excellent!

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[alt_bill]

You are SO not helping.

We are trying to lure him out of Lucius Malfoy's clutches, not drive him into them.

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[alt_gredforge]

Aww, he won't believe we still consider him a proper Weasley if we stop teasing him.

[alt_percy]

Ha, bloody, ha. Not.

Anyway, they don't call it a 'pudding course' at Portico.

I'm not mad enough to offer round to anyone I'm trying to impress any concoction you lot have dreamed up.

[alt_gredforge]

See? You are gaining wisdom as you enter your decrepit years. Well, done, Perce!

Seriously, though, happy birthday. Hope you have a great evening. Don't forget to steal enough mints for all of us back at the Burrow.

[alt_bill]

Happy birthday, Percy! I'd like to take you out to dinner soon, if we can ever find a night when our respective bosses let us go at a reasonable hour.

[alt_percy]

I think that would be pleasant. Thank you. Let's try to make it possible.

How are you settling in with Mr Mulciber?

[alt_bill]

Well, there's certainly never a dull moment, that's for sure.

[alt_molly]

Happy birthday, dear.

I love you so much, and you know your father would say the same.

I hope you--well, that you have a splendid evening tonight.

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[alt_molly]

Oh, Bill.

Ugh.

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[alt_bill]

Cheer up, Mum. It's just one night, and he isn't lost yet.

I'm bringing something decadent home tonight that I picked up earlier today from the swanky bakery down the street. There'll be enough whipped cream and chocolate in it to drown your sorrows.

And I promise that us kids will do the dishes.

[alt_charlie]

Yeah, happy birthday, Percy. I hope it's a good one -- or at least a quiet one!

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[alt_charlie]

And I hope Lucius Malfoy drowns in his bloody pudding.

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[alt_bill]

Here, here!

[alt_ginny]

Happy birthday, Percy.