Attention, Hogwarts

[alt_gredforge]

As we Weasleys need a lesson concerning the necessity of appreciating our family, and especially our noble pureblood heritage, Madam Umbridge is forc requesting that we make the following announcement:

For the next three days, we Weasleys are to be considered half-bloods, so that we can discover for ourselves and meditate upon the proper stratifcations of the Protectorate society which Our Lord finds so very proper and valuable.

As half-bloods, we are not allowed to acknowlege or associate with members of our original family of origin. Instead, we have been assigned pureblood siblings, and it is to be our solemn duty to serve these siblings, in order that proper precedence may be maintained.

As our blood is no longer considered pure, we are allowed to sit in the Great Hall only if we stay as far from the Head Table as possible.

We will be attending the Basic Defence class for half-bloods instead of our usual Defence classes.

Thank you for your attention.

Comments

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

I thought about replying openly with 'yes, what a fascinating experiment!' but decided I'd already poked the bear enough today what with my comment about whether or not we'd ever get any sort of teacher in half-blood Defence.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_justin]

Hullo, Sally-Anne,

Yes, let's keep our collective bear-poking to a minimum, what!

You're quite right about that bally old 'Defence' text--I say, if it can even be called a textbook, what--and about not caring at all if any halfblood actually manages to pass a single O.W.L.

-Justin

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

I think she'd rather we failed them all, and all got our wands snapped and were sent to the camps like Capper.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Though at least that was one useful thing from YPL on Sunday.

We had to listen to the utterly boring people from the Floo Network and Purity Control and Administration, but there was also that lady Mrs Provim from the Wizarding Education Authority who made it clear that no matter what Umbridge says we'll be tested fairly.

On the other hand, she also said they don't compromise anything because an instructor has changed, which is just BRILLIANT where Defence is concerned, you know? It's not as if the Pureblood students are getting much of a better deal than we are. Umbridge as a Defence professor -- brilliant. I'm sure she's spending a lot of time on her lesson plans, too, it's not as if she's got anything else to be getting on with like leading the bloody school.