Attention, Hogwarts
Feb. 11th, 2013 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alt_gredforgeAs we Weasleys need a lesson concerning the necessity of appreciating our family, and especially our noble pureblood heritage, Madam Umbridge is forc requesting that we make the following announcement:
For the next three days, we Weasleys are to be considered half-bloods, so that we can discover for ourselves and meditate upon the proper stratifcations of the Protectorate society which Our Lord finds so very proper and valuable.
As half-bloods, we are not allowed to acknowlege or associate with members of our original family of origin. Instead, we have been assigned pureblood siblings, and it is to be our solemn duty to serve these siblings, in order that proper precedence may be maintained.
As our blood is no longer considered pure, we are allowed to sit in the Great Hall only if we stay as far from the Head Table as possible.
We will be attending the Basic Defence class for half-bloods instead of our usual Defence classes.
Thank you for your attention.
For the next three days, we Weasleys are to be considered half-bloods, so that we can discover for ourselves and meditate upon the proper stratifcations of the Protectorate society which Our Lord finds so very proper and valuable.
As half-bloods, we are not allowed to acknowlege or associate with members of our original family of origin. Instead, we have been assigned pureblood siblings, and it is to be our solemn duty to serve these siblings, in order that proper precedence may be maintained.
As our blood is no longer considered pure, we are allowed to sit in the Great Hall only if we stay as far from the Head Table as possible.
We will be attending the Basic Defence class for half-bloods instead of our usual Defence classes.
Thank you for your attention.
Order Only
Date: 2013-02-11 07:16 pm (UTC)I'd ask if you were kidding, but you wouldn't. Not about something like this.
Re: Order Only
Date: 2013-02-11 08:38 pm (UTC)Since we can't get close to each other, but we all have to eat at the foot of the table, we have to eat in shifts. Ron didn't bother though, for lunch: he was so hacked off that he just made himself a sandwich and left the Great Hall.
Of course, the two of us share a dorm room. And the charm's distance is set so that we have to stay away from each other. Which means that if we're up there together, we have to sidle along the walls on opposite sides of the room. One of us will have to swap beds with Lee, too.
And the 'purebred sibling' stuff: essentially, she's assigning us to students she favours as their own personal house elves. We get to shine their shoes, fetch and carry for them, and so on.
It's bloody ridiculous.