Private message to Ronald Weasley

[alt_gredforge]

No, you don't get to run away. No matter how much you were provoked.

We're coming with you. No arguments.

WHERE ARE YOU?

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[alt_gredforge]

Bill was a total git.

[alt_gredforge]

A wanker.

[alt_gredforge]

A complete and utter berk.

[alt_gredforge]

And that's putting it mildly.

[alt_gredforge]

We're TOTALLY ON YOUR SIDE.

[alt_gredforge]

WHERE ARE YOU?

[alt_ron]

Yeah.

Argh.

Look just need to be alone.

Okay.

[alt_gredforge]

We're sticking to you. Like glue.

You wanted questions answered, right? We'll answer them. We're your best friends right now. YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT, and you don't have to come back to the Burrow until Bill crawls on his belly to apologise to you.

Look, what do you need? Do you need to talk? Scream? What?

You can hex us, if it'll make you feel better. We're really good at shield charms now.

[alt_ron]

He didn't have any right!

I was talking to Mum!

[alt_gredforge]

But he butted in, huh?

We missed that part, we came in later. We saw the painful denouement, though. Man, what made him go off on you like that?

[alt_ron]

Look.

I can hear you.

I'm over here

by the river

just-

can you side-along--and not splinch me?

[alt_gredforge]

We can, yeah. Where do you want to go? We could go to Lee Jordan's, kick him out of his room to talk. He wouldn't mind.

[alt_ron]

Strettons.

Do you remember it?

[alt_gredforge]

Right. On our way to you.