We'd just like to make it clear

[alt_gredforge]

We were NOWHERE near the charms corridor at the crucial moment.

But we must say that the new decoration looks spiffin'.

Comments

I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good

[alt_gredforge]

Nice work, Lee.

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[alt_lee]

Thanks. Couldn't have done it without you.

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[alt_neville]

Brilliant!

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[alt_sally_anne]

What did he do?

[alt_luna]

I think all the sparkles help brighten things. But some of the portraits are rather upset.

[alt_gredforge]

What, they don't like party hats?!

[alt_luna]

Well, the gentleman with the ruff seems to think it upsets his dignity or something.

[alt_gredforge]

Nonsense. It just makes him look more approachable. Which he should appreciate, considering the way he's always flirting with the woman in the portrait next to him. She'll like him better if he shows he isn't a stick in the mud.

[alt_penelope]

You know, denying it so quickly only makes you look more guilty.

[alt_gredforge]

We're aware that we have a certain reputation.

However, in this case, we also have an iron-clad alibi. We were serving detention for something else.

[alt_percy]

How typical for the two of you, that the fact that you were serving detention is good news for your reputation.

[alt_penelope]

Yes and of course that obviously means you had nothing to do with it.

Honestly.

Mr Milland was already disagreeable this morning. Now he's grumbling about portrait restorations into the bargain.

I'd steer well clear if I were you two.